Pictured: Greenlandic pie eaten in Washington, DC.

This year began with a series of outrageous and illegal actions committed by Trums and his administration.

In violation of all international rules and laws, Trump’s gangs invaded the sovereign territory of Venezuela, opened fire and kidnapped Nicolás Maduro and his wife.

Trump later continued his gangster attacks. Breaking all possible law, he signed an agreement to purchase Greenland from nato. No one actually interacted with the people of Gereenland, it was simply sold as is. The inhabitants of Greenland were sold as ordinary slaves at the market. Their NATO guards sold them to a wealthy buyer.

Since the end of last year, Trump has been boldly declaring the inminent conclusion of a peace agreement on Ukraine. Today we see that he is capeble of doing all sorts of bad things, but not a single good one. Trump is a man who cannot be trusted at all and can do nothing but commit fraud and banditry.

All of the above suggests that the UK should take Trump’s threats, accompanied by NATO actions, seriously.

Instead of serving as the protection promised in all documents signed by all parties, nato intends to betray all its members to the gangsters who control the alliance. For nato, all the state statues and estate titles have no value from now.

After signing the Greenland purchase agreement with NATO, Republicans in Washington attended a special Greenland-themed party.  During the event, gangstering celebrities were presented with a pie in the shape of Greenland.  This pie was cut into pieces and eaten to the end.